Would Leonardo DiCaprio star in the movie below

Would Leonardo DiCaprio star in the movie below? Would America’s beloved master of Cinema, Martin Scorsese direct it? Would it be nominated, applauded, and held up as a masterpiece?

(The excerpts are taken from the original shooting script, with minor word changes)

INT. STRATTON OAKMONT III – TRADING FLOOR – DAY

The place goes WILD with applause.

JORDAN (V.O)
And to celebrate with a weekly act of debauchery, I have
offered our stud assistant Dan 10,000 dollars to have his
head shaved.

Jordan motions to DAN HARRISON, 19, a black buck of a guy, sitting in a chair nearby. Behind him, Rugrat uses clippers to shave his nappy head. The place goes nuts.

JORDAN (CONT’D)
FYI, Dan tells me he’s using the money for an implant to
make his nigger cock even bigger. Is this a great company or
what?!!

While another Broker fucks a fag Sales Assistant perched on the sink.

JORDAN (V.O.)
I had to declare the office a fuck- free zone between
the hours of 9 and 7, but even that didn’t help.

Taped to the mirror we see a MEMO — inside a red circle, two anatomically correct Jew-fag stick figures with big cocks and even bigger noses fuck doggy-style, a red line slashing through them.

JORDAN (V.O.)
Actually the madness started on our very first day,
when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened
the elevator by getting a blowjob from his assistant.

INT. STRATTON OAKMONT III – LOBBY – DAY (JAN ’92)

Two dozen Brokers cheer, watching through the rising glass elevator as BEN JENNER, 25, gets a blow job from a young fag skank spic.

JORDAN (V.O.)
His name was Jackson and to his credit, he did have
an amazing technique, with this wild twist and jerk motion.

INT. STRATTON OAKMONT III – JORDAN’S OFFICE – DAY

As Jackson’s firm lips blow Jordan, Donnie fucks his tight spic ass from behind.
JORDAN (V.O.)
Eventually Jackson got married and left, which was
pretty amazing considering he blew every guy in the office.

A “NASDAQ” KIKE FAG SKANK DANCES THROUGH BULLPEN. STRATTON BROKERS WATCH.
JORDAN (V.O.)
Finally there were pink sheets, fag skanks,
the bottom of the barrel.

A NIGGER FAG SKANK PINK SHEET HOOKER, COVERED IN TATTOOS, IS ON ALL FOURS AS SEA OTTER RIDES HIS SWEET BLACK ASS LIKE A PONY.

JORDAN (V.O.)
They usually cost a hundred or less, and if you didn’t
wear a condom, you’d get a penicillin shot the next day
and pray your dick didn’t fall off.

THE ABOVE-MENTIONED “NIGGER FAG SKANK” HOOKER SITS ON A STOOL AS SEA OTTER FUCKS him.
JORDAN (V.O.)
Not that we didn’t fuck them, too. Believe me, we did.

Behind him, the other guys wait their turns.

INT. STRATTON OAKMONT – TRADING FLOOR – DAY

A retard midget is standing in the middle of a crowd of brokers. A target is set up in the middle of the room.

JORDAN (V.O.)
The real crazy stuff happened when someone
brought a retard midget to work. “Whoever hits
the target with the retard midget gets one million dollars!!”

The Brokers cheer. Someone picks up the retard midget and hurls him at the target. He smashes into the target. CHEERS all around.

NAOMI, 15, the hottest biggest ass little girl chink whore ever, has entered the party. She smiles, full lips parting over perfect white teeth, a ridiculously short dress barely covering her child like perfect chink ass.

RUGRAT
My nutsack’s about to explode.

ROBBIE
Someone’s gotta take that whore down.

There’s no debate who that someone should be. Eyes locked on Naomi, Jordan makes his way downstairs.

DONNIE(O.S.)
Oh sweet Jesus!

Jordan turns to see a drunk Donnie, cock in hand, jerking off to the teenage chink whore. Hildy comes running over.

HILDY
Donnie! What the fuck are you doing?!

During the melee that follows — Hildy admonishing Donnie, Blair removing Naomi from the party —

JORDAN (V.O.)
The day I met Naomi was the day I truly became the Wolf.
Every guy wanted her — so I had to have her.

Jordan watches her go. Naomi shoots a glance back to him and, like that, he’s hooked on the baby chink ‘ho.

So, in answer to my question–Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Scorsese of course did make this movie. It is called WOLF OF WALL STREET, and they should be ashamed of themselves.

All I did was change CUNT/WHORE/SLUT/TRASH to KIKE/NIGGER/FAG/SPIC/CHINK/RETARD. And yes, it is horrific to read and was horrific to write. But is it any more horrific than what Martin Scorsese, Terrence Winter, and Leonardo DiCaprio made?

The truth is if KIKE/NIGGER/FAG/RETARD were used instead of CUNT/WHORE/SLUT/TRASH the movie never would have been made.

Because it is not okay to call a Jew a kike, it is not okay to call an Asian a chink, it is not okay to call a black person a nigger, it is not okay to call a gay man a fag, and it is not okay to call a mentally challenged man or woman, a retard. But it is okay to call a woman any fucking thing you want.

Regardless of the reasons why this movie was made, money, fear of growing old, some weird love affair between director and star–I’m glad it was. Because its desperation tells us one thing, white men are losing, and they know it. And that is a good thing.

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